All the Worlds inside my head...

My inspiration for Questmyre IV: The Soul Monopoly.   Can't wait to finally start editing that one...God...the stuff that comes out of my head...I sometimes wonder how I function day to day in the real world...when in my head I live 5,000 fantasies...in 10,000 worlds and conquer billions of dimensions...

Treasure Life

 “My life is not rushed, chaotic or without direction or reason. It is enriched by the experiences I fill it with. Like an empty wooden chest I load at my leisure with gold, trinkets and treasures one could only dream of...” -Hajee



My song for the day cause I'm feeling oh so mellow....

REVENGE OF THE BODY SNATCHERS II

Still battered and bruised from her Great Fall yesterday...our super heroine is at it again.  haha!  I honestly did NOT want to leave my bed at all today.  The weather is nonstop rain and storms...my love life is a perpetual series of unfortunate events (sigh) and I just felt like moping around and then maybe if I felt like it, get some writing in... but alas...I was YET AGAIN the victim of REVENGE OF THE BODY SNATCHERS...one second I'm curled in the fetal position sleeping under nice warm covers...then...I open my eyes...and lo and behold...I'm biking IN THE RAIN over the Queensboro bridge and to Central Park for a Water Fight...yes you heard right...a WATER FIGHT...Just took some pics, didn't join in because I was under-gunned and feeling like a stranger in moscow...my life.

My Greatest Fall...

Evidence of my Fall haha! Guys I fell hard less than a mile into this run. The power plant near my apt is always covered in garbage and I tripped in a plastic wire (only me) skidded, scraped my arm and leg and my NEW mp3 player is TOTALLY b...roke....sigh I'm too poor to buy another one so REALLY pissed about that. God I'm such a Dorkette...wiped the dirt and blood then kept running....thought it wouldn't be a long run with me bruised and the intense heat but ended up doing 10miles. Now you see why I don't run fast...I'm ridiculously clumsy...

Then while running in I see this guy on a bike riding by me while pushing along another smaller Orange Bike...he passes me....later I come up on him and the other bike had rammed into his bike's wheel...I laughed and said "That was bound to happen"  he laughed too and I kept running.  A few minutes later he bikes past me and is holding the orange bike in one arm while holding his steering wheel with the other hand. He looks at me and winks, I laugh and said, "Good Idea!".  A few minutes later I see him stopped again on the rode and say, "Did you give up?"  He laughs and says, "Yes, I'm just going to give it away."  I had just passed two young boys either black or hispanic I'm not sure but they were biking by...I turned and said "why don't you give it to them?" he smiles and says "Yes, I already offered them".  I turn and see the boys are indeed turning around to come and get the orange bike.  I take this pic of them.  Then pause before I continue running...  The odd  paradox of NYC is that...this guy may have genuinely came by this orange bike by honorable means and out of the kindness of his heart decided to share his bounty with 2 complete strangers.......but then.....on the other hand...the city has a tainted heart..... its very possible he stole that orange bike, found that trying to get it back home was becoming a nuisance and gave it to two minority kids who might later be stopped by the police for having stolen a BRIGHT ORANGE bike....who knows....that was where I left the story...I can only hope for the brighter, happier, sweeter story...that's all one can ever really hope for when things are out of their control....

Run a million miles...or die a thousand deaths...

Not sure how else to explain this feeling without seeming overly dramatic....but....well....

Today I MUST run a million miles....or die a thousand deaths...

It is the only way to clear my mind of the shadows of the past, the confusing chaos of the present and the unknown depths of the future...

Run...Run...Run!

My life FINALLY has meaning...

I just setup the First Annual Official Naked Marathon (ONM)....wow....now I can die happy...I brought light into this world.  Feel free to sign up! ;))

http://www.endomondo.com/challenges/6029346Hajee's First Annual ONM

Sweetest words EVER spoken...

“Earth should be crowded with alien people just like you. Then it would turn into Heaven.” JGM

I love it when people say things to me that are so profound I feel the need to quote them on it...

This particular quote proves yet again that most people who spend more than 5 consecutive minutes with me end up thinking of am "not of this earth" hahaha!  But although I may or may not be an alien...it is true...I come in peace...and I have nothing but LOVE to give... so put down your weapons!  ;)

Delicious Tingle...

I feel weird today.....okay... I mean... I feel "Weirder" than usual today.  Have this deliciously odd tingle in my head...coupled with the notion that ANYTHING can happen and ABSOLUTELY everything is possible...

Yes, you're right...  Might be a good day to write... ;)

The Magic of Fantasy...

The magical Glowpas Flowers in the Land of Ryt.  Where there is complete darkness...they light the way...

My Deep Dark Secret...

Here is something deep, dark, private and shocking you DID NOT know about me.......

Ready?............................


Here goes......................


I DO NOT LIKE FAKE VOICEMAIL RECORDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah.....  Please tell me you know what that is....when you call an IDIOT friend of yours and they STOOPIT start talking like "Hi, how's it going.......yeah.....uh huh.....wow that's soooo cool....oh....wait a minute.......sorry I am not at my phone, please leave a message and..blah blah blah".

Talk about a pet peeve.... I have only had that happen to me THRICE in life....and ALL THREE times ended up throwing MY phone against the wall while....in a "bit of a tiff"...then I'm left standing there...staring at all the little pieces wondering to myself...WILL THE INSURANCE PAY FOR THIS????

Please... I repeat please....DO NOT MAKE FAKE VOICEMAIL RECORDINGS...they ONLY ENRAGE THOSE WHOM YOU LOVE AND HOLD DEAR.....
Thank you and have a blessed day!

Petanque, one of my odd but favorite past times

Yes these were my team mates hahaha I have no problem interrupting a game played by old white italian and french men and being the odd one out, we all became fast friends... I LOVE BRIDGING GAPS BETWEEN COLOR, AGE, RELIGION etc....oh....almost forgot...AND I won!!! :)))

This love thing...

Think I'm falling in love....Again....for like...the millionth time... Not a little scary how often this happens...  makes you wonder...what is love truly?  Perhaps we should rename and redefine it...maybe there are 100 different types of loves and various levels and sublevels of this odd emotion...the english language is just not ready for it... this Love thing...Everyone talks about it and yet who can clearly define it... .

My Saturday Morning Callers...And NO they don't bring flowers :(

Not sure why this stuff is SOOOOOOO funny to me...EVERY SATURDAY.... At least 10 different people come ringing my buzzer (speaking english, spanish and god knows what else) for various STOOPIT reasons hahaha well today...these 2 guys ring...and start talking about how snobby and disgusting rich people are...how good Jehovah Witnesses (huh?) are in dealing in certain situations (I'm guessing they were JWs) and so...the convo in FRONT OF MY DOOR got son entrancing I decided to start taping it around minute 11 (sorry couldn't upload it to this site)...wow...umm.....yes...I wasted about 15 minutes of my life with this...but I swear...I was crying laughing in between so at the end of the day...dammit it was worth it!!!

My UNIVERSAL CHILL PILL, Please SHARE ;)

"The only person you can make 'love you' is...YOU." -Hajee

A deadly House of Mirrors

Thanks to Robin, our trio (and two other guys who will remain a mystery until you read Book II) have just entered the Gleemore Park HOUSE OF MIRRORS...you REALLY don't want to know what happens in this dark and weird park attraction.....

Ginger this and Ginger That, Ginger my friends is where its at

Ginger... SERIOUSLY one of the best gifts sent from the heavens..."Like" if you agree :)
https://www.facebook.com/#!/GingerHajee



(BIG SIGH)  A small disclaimer...it has been brought to my attention by certain FREAKS in my life that while they love the benefits of ginger, there are certain FREAKISH effects that only FREAKS inhibit.  "YES" Ginger is a known aphrodisiac among other things...if you can't control yourself and/or do NOT have ready access to a well....life partner, wife, husband or significant other...PLEASE refrain from taking this glorious food.  Thanks and have a blessed day! :)
http://www.eatsomethingsexy.com/wordpress/aphrodisiac-foods/ginger/

19 miles in a Burka

I was just there to buy a MP3 player and go on my merry way.  But as he pulled me down an aisle and vehemently expressed the need for me to "cover" I realized AS USUAL my day would not be "USUAL"...I listened, I smiled and as he began speaking in Arabic and reciting quotes I bided my time.  Yes, I totally agree...been there...done that...but in my head...deep in my head I could not help but think, "When you run 19 miles in a burka then I will too..."  I want none of your limitations...it's not like I was naked, I had on a pair of shorts OVER a pair of tight workout pants and a "wife-beater" shirt.  God...I swear...when will men get OVER themselves, learn some FREAKING restraint, let me praise you how I praise you and let me be ME???


.....Even when I die...I shall not be constrained...like a bird I will soar for an eternity...dipping and diving through various lives and reality...why?  because I BELIEVE and KNOW I can...that's all it truly takes...

100 mile Run...

Feel like I must run 100 miles today to get ALL of this out of my head...

Will listen to this song every second of those 100 miles...love it...wanna tatoo this song on my friggin forehead!

Welcome to Gleemore Park

Welcome to Gleemore Park.  A place that grows with each wish or desire you have.  The absolute FANTASY...

Working on CHAPTER 10 today...GLEEMORE PARK...The Amusement Park of EVERYONE'S DREAMS...God knows what sort of O2 I was on when I wrote this segment... ;))

Snippet, coming soon to a blog near you...<----------------and "YES" I think I'm cool for having made this statement :)

The Storm that Woke NYC

Was JUST about to go for a run in this 90+ degree weather to regain the respect of my EndoFriends when I heard the crackle of thunder.  Seconds later an intense storm hit the city.  All I could hear was the rain and thunder and cracks of lightning through my windows...I decided to play some Chillstep and get some writing done under the dramatic conditions...  Just checked facebook and saw two disturbing photos of the storm I shall henceforth call "The Storm That Woke NYC" (yeah I know...I'm horrible at naming pretty much anything:))  Take a gander at these.  I'm most DEFINITELY not stepping out of my apartment now...first I thought the sun would melt me...but this is way worse...now I'm sure if I go out there I'll be taken away to the land of Oz....hahaha  If it could happen to ANYONE it would happen to me. :|